To millions of people, Patrick Duffy is best remembered as Bobby Ewing from "Dallas" or the dad from "Step by Step." To others of us, though, he'll always be The Man from Atlantis, which is why the fact that he lives with a crab in this awesome Web short is especially hilarious.
Who plays the deadpan crab? (Best line: "Omigod.") None other than David Leisure, who shot to fame in the '80s on "Empty Nest," but more notably as pathological-liar pitchman Joe Isuzu. You have my word on it.