If there was ever a flick that begged to be turned into a musical, "Total Recall" ain't it. (Then again, they made "Carrie" and "The Wedding Singer" into Broadway shows, so who are we to judge?)
But I for one would be front-row-center if The Governator decided to bring a production of "Total Recall: The Musical" to the Great White Way. Outta the way, "Lion King," here's a taste of Broadway's next smash hit. Ladies and gentlemen, we present "The Mountains of Mars."
Why, why, oh, why couldn't this be real?
Also -- get to the choppah!